Friday, October 19, 2007

Not Responding

That is what my PC keeps telling me. Every time I ask it to do something slightly taxing, the window freezes and I get that little message...

I think my PC has decided that the weekend is here already and just wants to slack off for the rest of the afternoon.

I wonder what its plans are for the weekend?

Maybe it has a date with that new slutty PC from accounting - I hear rumour that everyone has full privileges with her...

Maybe it has got a party to go to where it can network with some of the big boys, looking for some good connections.

Maybe it is depressed because it knows that it will never be capable of running Vista and knows that retirement is fast approaching.

Maybe my PC is a pervert and likes to surf the net looking for pictures of RAM, hard drives and processors.

Maybe it is going to do an exchange with a PC from abroad? If my keyboard thinks it is in Japanese on Monday I will know why!

Who knows?

I just wish it would stop sending me that £$%& message!

9 comments:

Jay Gray said...

Ha! Awesome entry. I love it.

The slutty PC from accounting huh? Tell her to stay away from his hard drive!!!

Logziella said...

Too funny!! I think it's good to step back and get into an imaginary scenario like that. I love it when Ali writes like that too!

Computers made me so mad too...

Ali said...

It's totally the pervert one - I heard rumours all the way over here from MY PC that some English perv wants to put his "stick of ram" everywhere...but mine is kind of slutty...and I did hear her saying she's taking an "extended vacation". Hmmm, let me know if a skanky Dell with a flower desktop shows up at your work...

James said...

Youse people are all crazy....

Rock Chef said...

Jay Gray - I don't know if she stayed away, but at least there are no signs of viruses today...

Logzielle - Imaginary?????!

Ali - Hm, you just reminded me about the student who insists on calling her USB memory stick her "Love Stick"... You heard it here first, folks!

James - Well YOU found them first!

mindy said...

I think you pissed it off somehow and are now getting the silent treatment.

Rock Chef said...

Mindy, you could well be right. I have now been forgiven, though, as it is fine today. Unless it is just letting me THINK I am forgiven...

mr zig said...

fantastic entry! hehe - loved it...

Terri said...

Your PC is obviously a lot smarter than mine. Mine pretends not to understand what I ask it, and then it sneaks off for a nap.