Wednesday, September 05, 2007

ASSICONS

Sorry if you have seen these before, but they are new to me and thought I would share them.

We all know about "emoticons", where

:)
or
:-)
is a smile. Well we now have ASSICONS. Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) as ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_$_) money coming out of his ass
(_?_) a dumb ass
and my favourite:
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
Have a great day, and don't be an (_!_)

10 comments:

amazingbrenda said...

LOL, that was so funny. I have never seen it.

Yip milestones...where has the time gone..all of a sudden they are all grown up. I'm sure she will be a fine teenager.

I agree with keeping a leash on your dog. I think it's the best thing for some people & avoiding regretable memories. ;)

Rock Chef said...

Hey, Amazingbrenda, great to hear from you again! So you finally made it back from the mountains!

James said...

Hi John,

that was funny. You don't seem to have one to fit my current situation that is bored need-to make some changes to lifestyle ass.....

Rock Chef said...

No, can't think what that would look like. Anyone else?

Logziella said...

That is hilarious! I have never seen that before either. Made me laugh!

I am...
(-zzz-)

Ali said...

They need to make one for lazy ass - because that's how I am all the time lately.
I'm even too lazy to try to think up how that would look!

krista said...

You made me almost choke on my lunch! I love them all! What about crazy ass and shake your ass!

mindy said...

I haven't seen this before either - very nice. And mature!

Terri said...

I haven't seen those! Those are great. Now if I can just figure out which one is me.....

By the way, (I'm sure you'll be just thrilled) I gave you an award. I guarantee you haven't ever received one of these. It's really an honor. http://territerri.com/?p=778

Rock Chef said...

Logzie - glad you enjoyed them.

Ali - Lazy Ass (___) ?

Krista - sorry about that!
Crazy Ass (_@_) ?
Shake your Ass ((_!_)) ?

Mindy - Mature? I have been taking lessons in that from Terri! Check out this one of hers: http://territerri.com/?p=776#comments

Terri - perhaps you need your own one. Contrary Ass (-) ?