Over the years that have been a range of scandals affecting sports of various types - steroid abuse and match/race fixing being the first to come to mind.
European soccer is currently under scrutiny for match fixing. Now I am not a fan of soccer and do not really care if the matches are fixed or not, but if things are going to be fixed they might as well do it in style! Let's look at what the next World Cup Final could look like...
Well, Bob, it looks like England are about to lose out to their old rivals, Germany.
Yes, Jerry, it is 1970 all over again, England just can't keep up with this German squ-
Hold on there, Bob, I don't believe what I am seeing here, but the Germans seem to have 6 balls on the pitch at the same time, the English don't have a chance now! The goalie just can't stop 6 balls at once.
Come on, where is the ref? He is being distracted by the German manager and his two sexy young girlfriends...
[Loud rock music starts]
Whoa! What's happening now? Bob, is this what I think it is?
Yes, Jerry, it is! The American team has come onto the pitch too and is helping out the English team! I haven't seen anything like this before! The Special Relationship really IS unshakable!
Oh no, Bob, I can't look! The German substitutes have now gone onto the pitch, and they hav got FOLDING CHAIRS!!!!!
There, now wouldn't that be much more fun?