Thursday, December 06, 2007

The 3 bears................the real story

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning.....


Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.


Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.


Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?


It was Mummy Bear who got up first.


It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.


It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.


It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.


It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.


It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.


It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.....................................................................









I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!

(Made me smile anyway!)

9 comments:

Joe said...

LOL - Your wife reads your blog, doesn't she?

R.E.H. said...

Hehe... seems you still do have a sense of humor though - and a fitting sense of it as well ;)

Logziella said...

That was stinking hilarious! I needed that comic relief today! I'm glad that atleast in the midst of things you are able to laugh.

I hope everything works out and quickly!!

P.S.-this post...oh so true!! :0)

Chris said...

LOL, that sounded like a typical Sunday morning around my house growing up.

Terri said...

See? This is why your blog is so appealing to women. (I mean besides the smashing good looks, of course!) ;)

Ali said...

Nah - I'm here for the looks...but the story was cute too ;)

Rock Chef said...

Joe - No she doesn't!

r.e.h. - Yep, I do keep my sense of humour most of the time.

Logzie - Thought you might like that one.

Chris - Yes, there is a lot of truth in it!

Terri and Ali - You certainly know how to cheer a guy up, don't you?

kenady said...

Sounds about right! I like it, I like it a lot!

ETK said...

That's awesome!